{"title":"That's funny stuff!","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"i-was-petty-today-t-shirt","title":"I Was Petty Today T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLike being a petty bitch? Flaunt your pettiness proudly with this sassy unisex rainbow tee. It's the perfect intersection of retro and snarky. Printed on a super soft American Apparel or Alternative Apparel blended, non-shrink t-shirt. You can choose between black or red in the drop-down menu.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis ring neck t-shirt features Lemon Zesty original artwork. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Printed on an American Apparel retro ringer shirt with contrast crewneck and sleeve bands\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* 50\/50 cotton \/ poly blend\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Ultrasoft fabric with a \"worn in\" feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e50% cotton \/ 50% poly. American Apparel runs small and is a slim-fit cut.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eImage is (c) Lemon Zesty 2017 and all rights are reserved. Image may not be reused without permission.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lemon Zesty","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":36808364458146,"sku":"LEM03PTB02","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Red","offer_id":42830771781794,"sku":"","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":36808364490914,"sku":"LEM03PTB03","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Red","offer_id":42830771814562,"sku":"","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":36808364523682,"sku":"LEM03PTB04","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Red","offer_id":42830771847330,"sku":"","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"X-Large \/ Black","offer_id":36808364556450,"sku":"LEM03PTB05","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Red","offer_id":42830771880098,"sku":"","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XX-Large \/ Black","offer_id":36808364589218,"sku":"LEM03PTB06","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XX-Large \/ Red","offer_id":42830771912866,"sku":"","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/products\/LemPetty2.jpg?v=1603919932"},{"product_id":"copy-of-i-was-petty-today-sweatshirt","title":"I Was Petty Today Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLike being a petty bitch all year long? Flaunt your pettiness proudly with this sassy \u0026amp; cozy unisex rainbow sweatshirt that reads \"I Was Petty Today\" with a gloriously retro rainbow on it. It's the perfect intersection of funny and snarky. Printed on an ultrasoft, non-shrink fleece sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e9.5 oz., pre-shrunk 50\/50 cotton\/polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNuBlend pill-resistant fleece\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHigh stitch density for a smooth printing canvas\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e1x1 rib collar, cuffs and waistband with spandex\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDouble-needle stitched waistband, armholes, and collar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSeamless body with set-in sleeves\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQuarter-turned\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eImage is (c) Lemon Zesty 2017 and all rights are reserved. Image may not be reused without permission.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lemon Zesty","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":36808440742050,"sku":"LEM03ERW02","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":36808440807586,"sku":"LEM03ERW03","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large","offer_id":36808440840354,"sku":"LEM03ERW04","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":36808440873122,"sku":"LEM03ERW05","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/products\/PettySweat1.jpg?v=1603920369"},{"product_id":"catt-butt-mug","title":"Catt Butt Mug","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wt-mb-xs-3\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wt-text-caption wt-mb-xs-1 wt-text-gray\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMaterial: Ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"wt-mb-xs-3\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wt-text-caption wt-mb-xs-1 wt-text-gray\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCapacity: 11 Fluid ounces\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-id=\"description-text\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wt-text-caption wt-mb-xs-1 wt-text-gray\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDescription\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"wt-content-toggle-product-details-read-more\" class=\"wt-content-toggle__body wt-content-toggle__body--truncated-03 wt-content-toggle__body--truncated\" aria-hidden=\"false\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-product-details-description-text-content=\"\" class=\"wt-text-body-01 wt-break-word\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIf cats could speak, I'm pretty sure they'd say, \"Rise and Shine, Asshole.\" This glorious mug features six sassy cats and their corresponding butts. As any cat owner knows, a kitty butt in the face is a perfectly commonplace way to wake up in the morning. Embrace those special moments with this perfect gift for cat lovers.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePrinted in full color wrap from my original artwork.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Strong, ceramic construction\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Meets or exceeds FDA requirements for food and beverage safety\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Features large handles for easy gripping\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTHIS ARTWORK AND DESIGN IS COPYWRITTEN AND PROTECTED UNDER A CREATIVE COMMONS LICENSE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Lemon Zesty","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":36848605429922,"sku":"LEM","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/products\/cattbutt.jpg?v=1604293270"},{"product_id":"copy-of-eef-you-see-kay-stamped-cuff","title":"I'm Speaking Stamped Cuff","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"I'm Speaking\" ~ Kamala Harris, 2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand-stamped aluminum cuff. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdjustable size. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Agape Gems","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":36872464433314,"sku":"","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/products\/20201103_155613-01.jpg?v=1604462265"},{"product_id":"the-opposite-of-straight-as-is-gay-bees-mug","title":"The Opposite of Straight A's is Gay Bees Mug","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wt-mb-xs-3\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wt-text-caption wt-mb-xs-1 wt-text-gray\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMaterial: Ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"wt-mb-xs-3\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wt-text-caption wt-mb-xs-1 wt-text-gray\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCapacity: 11 Fluid ounces\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-id=\"description-text\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wt-text-caption wt-mb-xs-1 wt-text-gray\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Strong, ceramic construction\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Meets or exceeds FDA requirements for food and beverage safety\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Features large handles for easy gripping\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTHIS ARTWORK AND DESIGN IS COPYWRITTEN AND PROTECTED UNDER A CREATIVE COMMONS LICENSE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"wt-content-toggle-product-details-read-more\" class=\"wt-content-toggle__body wt-content-toggle__body--truncated-03 wt-content-toggle__body--truncated\" aria-hidden=\"false\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Lemon Zesty","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42830735048866,"sku":"LMZ228","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/products\/il_794xN.2079660764_90ms.webp?v=1671036319"},{"product_id":"fear-is-the-cockblocker-of-dreams","title":"Fear is the Cockblocker of Dreams","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wt-mb-xs-3\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wt-text-caption wt-mb-xs-1 wt-text-gray\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMaterial: Ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"wt-mb-xs-3\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wt-text-caption wt-mb-xs-1 wt-text-gray\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCapacity: 11 Fluid ounces\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-id=\"description-text\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wt-text-caption wt-mb-xs-1 wt-text-gray\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Strong, ceramic construction\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Meets or exceeds FDA requirements for food and beverage safety\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Features large handles for easy gripping\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTHIS ARTWORK AND DESIGN IS COPYWRITTEN AND PROTECTED UNDER A CREATIVE COMMONS LICENSE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"wt-content-toggle-product-details-read-more\" class=\"wt-content-toggle__body wt-content-toggle__body--truncated-03 wt-content-toggle__body--truncated\" aria-hidden=\"false\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Lemon Zesty","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":45242390872226,"sku":"LMZ2210","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow","offer_id":45242390904994,"sku":"LMZ2211","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/products\/il_794xN.3663636258_l2fm.webp?v=1671037953"},{"product_id":"unlikely-to-apologize-cat-mug","title":"Unlikely to Apologize Cat Mug","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wt-mb-xs-3\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wt-text-caption wt-mb-xs-1 wt-text-gray\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMaterial: Ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"wt-mb-xs-3\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wt-text-caption wt-mb-xs-1 wt-text-gray\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCapacity: 11 Fluid ounces\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-id=\"description-text\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wt-text-caption wt-mb-xs-1 wt-text-gray\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Strong, ceramic construction\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Meets or exceeds FDA requirements for food and beverage safety\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Features large handles for easy gripping\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTHIS ARTWORK AND DESIGN IS COPYWRITTEN AND PROTECTED UNDER A CREATIVE COMMONS LICENSE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"wt-content-toggle-product-details-read-more\" class=\"wt-content-toggle__body wt-content-toggle__body--truncated-03 wt-content-toggle__body--truncated\" aria-hidden=\"false\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Lemon Zesty","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42830746681506,"sku":"LMZ2211","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/products\/il_794xN.3746908752_lm1l.webp?v=1671036371"},{"product_id":"whatever-floobs-your-boobs-mug-2","title":"Whatever Floobs Your Boobs Mug","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wt-mb-xs-3\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wt-text-caption wt-mb-xs-1 wt-text-gray\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMaterial: Ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"wt-mb-xs-3\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wt-text-caption wt-mb-xs-1 wt-text-gray\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCapacity: 11 Fluid ounces\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-id=\"description-text\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wt-text-caption wt-mb-xs-1 wt-text-gray\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Strong, ceramic construction\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Meets or exceeds FDA requirements for food and beverage safety\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Features large handles for easy gripping\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTHIS ARTWORK AND DESIGN IS COPYWRITTEN AND PROTECTED UNDER A CREATIVE COMMONS LICENSE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"wt-content-toggle-product-details-read-more\" class=\"wt-content-toggle__body wt-content-toggle__body--truncated-03 wt-content-toggle__body--truncated\" aria-hidden=\"false\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Lemon Zesty","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42830761132194,"sku":"LMZ2212","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/products\/il_1140xN.1335203358_620u.jpg?v=1671036701"},{"product_id":"tea-towel-menorah","title":"Tea Towel- Menorah","description":"\"Blessings\" Menorah Tea Towel","brand":"French Graffiti","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43854844985506,"sku":"FGTT1","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/Menorah.webp?v=1700085241"},{"product_id":"copy-of-tea-towel-menorah","title":"Tea Towel- Joy","description":"Christmas Joy Tea Towel","brand":"French Graffiti","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43854846034082,"sku":"FGTT2","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/Joy.webp?v=1700085269"},{"product_id":"copy-of-tea-towel-joy","title":"Tea Towel- Tequila","description":"If you're going to be salty, bring the tequila! Tea Towels make lovely gifts for housewarmings, showers, or just because!","brand":"French Graffiti","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43854847836322,"sku":"FGTT3","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/saltyteatowel.webp?v=1700085329"},{"product_id":"copy-of-copy-of-tea-towel-tequila","title":"Tea Towel- Shortcut to Temptation","description":"Tea Towels make lovely gifts for housewarmings, showers, or just because!","brand":"French Graffiti","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43854854062242,"sku":"FGTT4","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/shortcutteatowel.webp?v=1700085437"},{"product_id":"copy-of-tea-towel-shortcut-to-temptation","title":"Tea Towel- Look Better Naked","description":"Tea Towels make lovely gifts for housewarmings, showers, or just because!","brand":"French Graffiti","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43854854193314,"sku":"FGTT5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/Exerciseteatowel.webp?v=1700085496"},{"product_id":"copy-of-tea-towel-look-better-naked","title":"Tea Towel- White Christmas","description":"Tea Towels make lovely gifts for housewarmings, showers, or just because!","brand":"French Graffiti","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43854873198754,"sku":"FGTT6","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/Whitechristmasteatowel.webp?v=1700085547"},{"product_id":"copy-of-home-is-where-mug","title":"Tiptoeing Around a Man's Feelings Mug","description":"\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"wt-mb-xs-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"wt-text-caption wt-mb-xs-1 wt-text-gray\"\u003eMaterial: Ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"wt-mb-xs-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"wt-text-caption wt-mb-xs-1 wt-text-gray\"\u003eCapacity: 15 Fluid ounces\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-id=\"description-text\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"wt-text-caption wt-mb-xs-1 wt-text-gray\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTiptoeing around a man's feelings so he doesn't get upset mug. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"wt-text-caption wt-mb-xs-1 wt-text-gray\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMake your home into a refuge from fuckery with this awesome mug.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Strong, ceramic construction\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Meets or exceeds FDA requirements for food and beverage safety\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Features large handles for easy gripping\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTHIS ARTWORK AND DESIGN IS COPYWRITTEN AND PROTECTED UNDER A CREATIVE COMMONS LICENSE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\" aria-hidden=\"false\" class=\"wt-content-toggle__body wt-content-toggle__body--truncated-03 wt-content-toggle__body--truncated\" id=\"wt-content-toggle-product-details-read-more\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Lemon Zesty","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43892106100898,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/tiptoe.webp?v=1753419137"},{"product_id":"crooked-halo-funny-magnets","title":"Crooked Halo Funny Magnets","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd some snark, sass or sentiment to your magnetic surfaces with a fun magnet (or several). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEasy to mail, great stocking stuffer, or perfect gift in a card!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crooked Halo","offers":[{"title":"If you think you're messed up...","offer_id":45097937961122,"sku":"","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wasn't raised like y'all...","offer_id":45097937993890,"sku":"","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"I'm actually a nice person","offer_id":45097938026658,"sku":"","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Hair shedder","offer_id":45097938059426,"sku":"","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaf is a like a hooker","offer_id":45097938092194,"sku":"","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bucket List","offer_id":45097938124962,"sku":"","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Mermaid thighs","offer_id":45097938157730,"sku":"","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Favorite Child","offer_id":45098030661794,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neighbor nicknames","offer_id":45098030694562,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/specialEx.webp?v=1732824070"},{"product_id":"coffee-mug-5","title":"Snarky Ornaments","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot Just for Christmas! These year-round ornaments will spice up any area or at least be a topic for discussion! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey measure approximately 3.75\" across and come on a gold string. the front of the ornament is printed with a fun design and the back is a charcoal grey canvas. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreat stocking stuffer or card insert gift for easy mailing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crooked Halo","offers":[{"title":"Ho'in Ain't Easy","offer_id":45098170908834,"sku":"","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Trophy Wife","offer_id":45098170941602,"sku":"","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"I Support Day Drinking","offer_id":45098170974370,"sku":"","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/trophy_wife_ornament.webp?v=1763949711"},{"product_id":"last-f-uck-to-give","title":"Last F*ck to Give","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMy last fuck to give. One wooden fuck attached to card backing. Packaged in a resealable cello bag. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreat little gift! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crooked Halo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45098175889570,"sku":"","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/fuck.webp?v=1732831513"},{"product_id":"eat-a-dick-mug","title":"Eat a Dick Mug","description":"","brand":"Calm Down Caren","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45224432107682,"sku":"","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/eatadickmug.webp?v=1738523091"},{"product_id":"women-belong-in-all-places-rbg","title":"Women Belong in All Places-  RBG Mug","description":"","brand":"Calm Down Caren","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45224432173218,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/womenbelongmug.webp?v=1738523147"},{"product_id":"women-belong-in-all-places-rbg-mug-copy","title":"Doing the Bare Minimum Mug","description":"","brand":"Calm Down Caren","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45224432271522,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/bareminmug.webp?v=1738523181"},{"product_id":"if-youre-not-pro-choice-mug","title":"If You're Not Pro Choice Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf you're not prochoice, get the F out of my house : )\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e11oz mug\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Calm Down Caren","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45224432402594,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/prochoicemug.webp?v=1738523230"},{"product_id":"what-the-fucculent-mug","title":"What the Fucculent mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e11oz mug\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Calm Down Caren","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45224432468130,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/fuckulentmug.webp?v=1738523311"},{"product_id":"avocado-mug","title":"Avocado mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny Mugs from Calm Down Caren! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e11oz mug\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Calm Down Caren","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45224432500898,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/notyet.webp?v=1738523341"},{"product_id":"pico-de-gayo-mug","title":"Pico de Gayo Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny Mugs from Calm Down Caren! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e11oz mug\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Calm Down Caren","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45224432631970,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/picodegayomug.webp?v=1738523399"},{"product_id":"effing-tired-mug","title":"Effing Tired Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny Mugs from Calm Down Caren! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e11oz mug\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Calm Down Caren","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45224432664738,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/tiredmug.webp?v=1738523432"},{"product_id":"im-judging-you-rbg-mug","title":"I'm Judging You RBG mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny Mugs from Calm Down Caren! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e11oz mug\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Calm Down Caren","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45224432730274,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/rbgmug.webp?v=1738523479"},{"product_id":"effing-tired-mug-copy","title":"Shakespeare Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eTo be or not to be. Bitch I Might Be\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny Mugs from Calm Down Caren! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e11oz mug\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Calm Down Caren","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45224432763042,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/shakespearmug.webp?v=1738523529"},{"product_id":"keep-the-govt-away-from-our-pussies-mug","title":"Keep the Gov't away from our Pussies Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny Mugs from Calm Down Caren! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e11oz mug\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Calm Down Caren","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45224432926882,"sku":null,"price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/govtmug.webp?v=1738523615"},{"product_id":"f-uck-tr-mp","title":"Fuck Trump Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eFuck Tr*mp. Which word is really a bad word?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny Mugs from Calm Down Caren! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e11oz mug\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e***additional FDT merch available!***\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reynoldsatl.com\/products\/fuck-trump-tshirt?pr_prod_strat=e5_desc\u0026amp;pr_rec_id=a774a9f67\u0026amp;pr_rec_pid=8658287034530\u0026amp;pr_ref_pid=8658581192866\u0026amp;pr_seq=uniform\u0026amp;variant=45483856855202\"\u003eTshirt\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reynoldsatl.com\/products\/fuck-trump-morse-code-bracelet?variant=45463424958626\"\u003eMorse code bracelet\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reynoldsatl.com\/products\/fuck-donald-trump-button-or-magnet?_pos=1\u0026amp;_sid=cf0dc620c\u0026amp;_ss=r\u0026amp;variant=46518764175522\"\u003eProtest Button\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Calm Down Caren","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45224433025186,"sku":null,"price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/fucktrumpmug.webp?v=1755702253"},{"product_id":"i-support-gay-rights-wrongs","title":"I Support Gay Rights \u0026 Wrongs","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny Mugs from Calm Down Caren! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e11oz mug\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Calm Down Caren","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45224433385634,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/gayrightsmug.webp?v=1738523714"},{"product_id":"all-the-things-i-was-right-about-journal","title":"All the Things I was Right about Journal","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis classic leather journal stands at a compact and comfortable size of 8 1\/4” by 5 1\/4, ideal to fit in your purse or backpack for on the go adventures. The lined pages are perfect to keep those sassy thoughts of yours clean and organized. You will surely stand out with our laser engraved design that is bound to get people’s attention. And of course, if you’re shopping on our site, you’re probably right about most things, so why not keep a list of All The Things You Were Right About, right?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Calm Down Caren","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45224433516706,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/Allthethethingsiwasrightaboutjournal.webp?v=1738523847"},{"product_id":"f-uck-around-find-out-mug","title":"F*uck Around \u0026 Find Out Mug","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"wt-mb-xs-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wt-text-caption wt-mb-xs-1 wt-text-gray\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eActions have consequences! Inspired by the Fuck Around And Find Out (FAFO) movement, this mug is celebrates every small victory in the fight against idiocy. I'm thinking of victories against Republicans, anti-vaxxers, racists and fascists in particular, but it's certainly not limited to those fuckwits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis mug was directly inspired by the admirably swift FAFO actions of Patagonia: they pulled all their products from a Jackson Hole ski resort that hosted a MAGA \/ \"Big Lie\" rally. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRaise a mug to the good guys!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wt-text-caption wt-mb-xs-1 wt-text-gray\"\u003eMaterial: Ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"wt-mb-xs-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wt-text-caption wt-mb-xs-1 wt-text-gray\"\u003eCapacity: 11 Fluid ounces\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-id=\"description-text\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wt-text-caption wt-mb-xs-1 wt-text-gray\"\u003e* Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e* Strong, ceramic construction\u003cbr\u003e* Meets or exceeds FDA requirements for food and beverage safety\u003cbr\u003e* Features large handles for easy gripping\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTHIS ARTWORK AND DESIGN IS COPYWRITTEN AND PROTECTED UNDER A CREATIVE COMMONS LICENSE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"wt-content-toggle-product-details-read-more\" class=\"wt-content-toggle__body wt-content-toggle__body--truncated-03 wt-content-toggle__body--truncated\" aria-hidden=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Lemon Zesty","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45703512129698,"sku":"12165275","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/FAFOMug.jpg?v=1753419752"},{"product_id":"metal-dog-pet-tag","title":"Metal Dog\/Pet Tag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1.25\" round Metal Pet tag. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSassy and Fun! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTriangle clasp included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crooked Halo","offers":[{"title":"Adopted WTF","offer_id":46217480798370,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cute but pyscho","offer_id":46217480831138,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cuter than your kid","offer_id":46217480863906,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lick you from your head to your toes","offer_id":46217480896674,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Need snacks might die","offer_id":46217480929442,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pet me and tell me I'm pretty","offer_id":46217480962210,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Why we can't have nice things","offer_id":46217480994978,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pet More Dogs","offer_id":46441824256162,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"I need a treat","offer_id":46441824288930,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Throw the damn ball","offer_id":46441824321698,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Even pretty girls fart","offer_id":46441824354466,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/files\/83e6f374c7a341aa8d41bbd879939047b21e16e0784d1a660fb51a2653458b92.webp?v=1761225063"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0448\/8206\/7618\/collections\/5_ea9b9ea2-3ea4-4557-8370-15776bcf66b8.png?v=1606273615","url":"https:\/\/reynoldsatl.com\/collections\/clever-little-girl\/cause_voting.oembed","provider":"Reynolds Makery \u0026 Pulperia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}